There are only two things to worry about, either you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick there are only two things to worry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there are only two things to worry about, either you will go to heaven or to hell. If you go to heaven, then there is nothing to worry about. And if you to go hell, you'll be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends you won't have time to worry!
Anonymous – [Worry]


There are only two things you HAVE TO do in life. You HAVE TO die. You HAVE TO live until you die. You make up all the rest.
Anonymous – [Certainty]


There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.
Anonymous – [Dating]


There are times in everyone's life when something constructive is born out of adversity… when things seem so bad that you've got to grab your fate by the shoulders and shake it.
Anonymous – [Adversity]


There are two enemies to every bill proposed in Congress, the fools who favor it and the lunatics who oppose it.
Anonymous – [Congress]


There are two kinds of people in the world — those you love, and those you don't understand.
Anonymous – [Humankind]


There are two kinds of people who don't say much, those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
Anonymous – [Speakers and Speaking]


There are two kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
Anonymous – [People]


There are usually two sides to every argument but no end.
Anonymous – [Argument]


There is an election going on all the time… the Lord votes for you and Satan votes against you, and you must cast the deciding vote.
Anonymous – [Choice]


There is an old saying that, you can't kill a frog by dropping him into hot water. As you drop him into the hot water, he reacts so quickly that he immediately jumps out unharmed. But if you put him in cold water and gradually warm it up until it is scalding hot, you have him cooked before he knows it. The encroachment of bad habits in our lives is very much like this.
Anonymous – [Habit]


There is merit in the attempt, and a whole lot accomplished along the way.
Anonymous – [Trying]


There is no danger of developing eyestrain from looking on the bright side of things.
Anonymous – [Cheerfulness]


There is no excellence without labor, in the furnace, God may try you, thus to bring thee forth more bright.
Anonymous – [Work]


There is no greater treasure than the respect and love of a true friend.
Anonymous – [Friends and Friendship]


There is no growth without discontent.
Anonymous – [Growth]


There is no pleasure in life equal to that of the conquest of a vicious habit.
Anonymous – [Habit]


There is no point in arguing about matters of taste.
Anonymous – [Argument]


There is no right way to do something wrong.
Anonymous – [Honesty]


There is no such thing as accidental failure. All failure is at least half imposed.
Anonymous – [Failure]

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